bibliofilariidae:

electrovert:

She’s getting so much love and it’s what she deserves

GROWTH 😭

ur-friendly-local-memer:

marzipanandminutiae:

little-niggah-sugar:

hi-def-doritos:

amityravenclawelf:

dragonpuppies:

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

bogleech:

Literally every last conservative I’ve ever talked to harps on me about being brainwashed by either CNN or MSNBC.

I’ve never actually watched either of them in my entire life and I don’t think I’ve ever read an article that they originally came up with.

In fact a great deal of things I complain about are things originally admitted by conservative sources themselves. I don’t need another news source to “brainwash” me against the right wing when the right wing has its own guys saying “we’re so glad Donald Trump is making life harder for gays and here’s how he’s doing it”

(Source: mysharona1987)

sugarandmemories:

so i saw this while playing cards against humanity and scrambled to draw it

gahdamnpunk:

OMFG

link-kokiri-hyrule-87:

erebusodora:

paintyfeet:

‘I Take Issue’ project- wrote my first graphic novelette! Not something I’d normally say, but I’m super proud of this.

(please excuse the weird layout, it’s formatted for printing rather than internet)

I had to reblog this. Because it’s not only beautifully painted, its idea is something that needs to be shared, again and again, so that more people will take their bloody buckets off.

Thank you for making this.

This is Very powerfull

(Source: stacey-thomas)

childishthot:

infauna:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

(Source: splintes)

4691fev:

Nintendo official art for Breath of the Wild is just too cute… 

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

What exactly ARE the autobots and decepticons fighting about? I tried to wiki it but they had like eleven subsections on the Cybertron civil war and I already have too much to read